Internal memo · to: everyone who is 5 minutes out
Runninglate?
Send yourself.
One tap. An AI stand-in joins your Zoom, Meet or Teams call, apologises in your name, makes charming small talk, and holds the room until you actually get there.
it’s one tap
Works with Zoom, Google Meet and Microsoft Teams. Powered by MeetStream MIA voice agents.

9:07 am. “almost there.”

the stand-in
The ninety-second version
Three sticky notes. That’s the whole product.
From the break-room wall
Recreated memes. Zero trademarks. One clone.

WHEN THE CLONE
GETS THE JOKE BEFORE YOU DO

“FIVE MINUTES AWAY”
(CAR NOT STARTED)

THEY PUT MY PHONE IN JELLO
THE CLONE STILL JOINED

WORLD’S MOST ON-TIME BOSS*
*ACCORDING TO THE CLONE
Built for the walk from the car
A chat, not a dashboard.
Everything happens in one thumb-friendly thread. Calendar, message, selfie, send. Your stand-in reports back with live status, and you pull it the second you sit down.
- ✓ Reads your Google Calendar (or a demo one)
- ✓ Always says it is an AI stand-in
- ✓ Never commits you to anything
- ✓ One button to pull it when you arrive
The cast
Four people. One of them is software.

Regional something. Perpetually 5 minutes out.

Joins as you. Apologises as you. Commits to nothing.

Runs the chat. Finds your meeting. Judges silently.

Notices everything. Keeps a list. Has a stopwatch.
Confessionals
Testimony from people who were “almost there”.
“Honestly? Nobody noticed for eleven minutes. It complimented Kevin's new mug.”
“It said “I’ll pass that along” four times. That is more follow-through than I usually get.”
“I was, for the record, in the parking lot. The clone was better in the meeting than me.”